How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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