It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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