why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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