I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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