At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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