i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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