girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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