Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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