the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Boobs speak an international language.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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