Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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