in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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