His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
two words: eviction party
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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