I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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