Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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