There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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