doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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