so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my being single is dangerous.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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