The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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