I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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