he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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