I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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