So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
