Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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