There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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