There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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