The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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