New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
