Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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