A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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