marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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