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(661): View more from California

Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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(302): View more from Delaware

he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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(740): View more from Ohio

I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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(214): View more from Texas

You started having a threesome right in front of me.

(1-214): View more from Texas

lololol that's what happened?

(214): View more from Texas

Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.

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