I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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