so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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