she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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