I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
How does one acquire holy water?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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