She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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