She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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