That's intense
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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