i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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