Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I want a musical about memes.
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