just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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