Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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