Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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