In the future we'll all be gay
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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