People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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