that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I supernannyed him into submission
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