Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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