Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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