I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Small penises have feelings too.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
