i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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