I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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