I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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