They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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