Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I did not marry a roomba.
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