you're like a bully in the Christmas story
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
whose ass print is on the piano?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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