try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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