I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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